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菲比的歌
十年的光阴,许多首简单的歌.曲调悠扬,歌词深刻,我们在菲比身上,重获那种叫做音乐的东西,她从未大喊着你爱不爱我,也知道全世界不止狼会爱上羊,但除了欢笑,她还让我们思索.献丑也好,续貂也罢,或许今天,是给这个怪腔怪调的歌手出一张国语专辑的时候了!
1、《臭臭猫》
主打歌当然是《smelly cat》，不会唱这歌，别说你看过《friends》
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat it's not you* **ult...
They won't take you to the vet
Your obviously not thei* **vorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And your no friend of those with noses.
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, it's not you* **ult!
小家伙，小家伙，他们喂你吃什么？
小家伙，小家伙，臭不是你的错。
病了要自己撑着，
没人管你的死活。
孤独的趴在角落，
永远不会有安乐的小窝。
小家伙，小家伙，他们给你吃什么？
小家伙，小家伙，臭不是你的错！
2、《粘鞋子》
从结构上看，这首歌很像《臭臭猫》的姊妹篇，这首歌也代表着一段逝去的友谊，两姐妹一起唱的时候，感觉是那么的温馨。
My best shoes, so good to me. I wear them everyday.
Down at the heel, holes in the toes. Don't care what people say.
My feet's best friends, pals to the end. With them I'm one hot chicky. Though late one night, not much light, I stepped in something icky.
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile.
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I'll avoid the pillleeeee.
最爱的鞋子，那么合脚，我穿着它到处跑，
鞋底断了，鞋面破了，却舍不得丢掉，
双脚舒适，感觉真好，装扮得我更妖娆，
那天晚上，黑灯瞎火，我却踩进了泥沼。
粘鞋子，粘鞋子，我望着它无奈的笑，
粘鞋子，粘鞋子，我以后要好好走道。
3、《祖母》
菲比见识过太多的死亡，所以她可以很淡定的讲述生死。像动物园的家伙说得那样“Sometimes monkey dies.”当我们需要他们时，他们已经不能来我们身边；但我们思念他们的时候，他们立刻就来到我们心里。
Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes,
she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike.
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner,
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.
Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,
but the truth is she died and some day you will too.
慈祥的奶奶人人都爱，
帮你扎小辫给你买名牌 。
这几天晚餐少了她的碗筷，
只记着最近她瘦得厉害。
爸爸妈妈说她搬去了国外，
其实她睡进了窄窄的的棺材。
有一天我们也会这样睡去，
睡着了以后就不再醒来。
4、《宝宝》
很简单的几句歌词，却写出了为人父母的无奈。很多时候，大人小孩都所不清why，这道鸿沟隔得我们太难受，只能分别掩面cry。我跟父母交流也有问题，听这首歌，很内疚，也很难受。
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,
and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,
you cry and you cry and you cry.
And you cry and you cry and you cry...
You're right and firm and so reluctant to face,
and soon you'll grow old and rehearse the days.
Then you want to say to them but you no longer have chance,
you regret and regret and regret,
you regret and regret and regret and regret……
他们娇小可爱摸起来很软，
很快就长大了学会跟你翻脸。
搞不懂为什么他冲你大叫大喊，
你哭吧你哭吧直到把眼泪流干，
你哭吧你哭吧直到把眼泪流干。
迂腐的父母我们懒得面对，
许多事情等老了才能回味。
想亲亲他们却再也没有机会，
一天天一年年我们只能后悔，
去爱吧爱他们管什么错对。
5、《错爱》
没有谁的感情是一帆风顺的，真爱来临前我们难免要做些必要的练习。当发现他（她）不是你的那杯茶，不要说后悔，更不要恶语相向，至少他（她）曾给了你一段梦境，让你曾经沉醉。
You don't have to be awake to be my man,
As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day,
There's something I have got to say...
Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart.
你不必醒来陪我四处游走，
你一息尚存我就不会放手。
虽然我们认识不是太久，
但这些话已憋得我难受：
爱像夏日的雨丝一般轻柔，爱像伟大的艺术一样不朽。但你给我的爱呀，像只野蛮的鸽子，践踏在我的心头。
6、《疑似同志同志》
太多同志话题，钱德勒太多的委屈。婚宴上为他正名，婚宴上为他祝福！
The first time I met Chandler,
I thought he was gay.
But here I am singing,
At his wedding day.
He never has stong arms,
He flees all the way.
But he has the power
to make her be happy.
The first time I met Monica,
I call her old lady.
But here I am singing,
all about her beauty.
She yells like a puppy,
she drives you crazy.
But when she gets her prince,
She turned to a princess.
第一次我见到新郎，
觉得他娘娘腔。
但我现在放声来歌唱，
歌颂他的强壮。
他软弱得像只小绵羊，
逃跑是唯一特长。
但他的温柔和善良，
是幸福的能量。
第一次我见到新娘，
觉得她好憔悴。
但我现在放声来歌唱，
歌颂她的美。
她难相处得像刺猬，
一次次让你崩溃。
但爱情让刺上生出了，
最美的玫瑰。
7、《小动物》
素食主义者的另类歌曲，她不说小动物有多可爱，但没有人比她更爱这些小动物。
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers.
The chichen has wings,
The chichen has wings,
not use to fly but use to fry.
The winter's coming,
The fox is chilling,
all of his skin,
is for the shopping.
奶牛哞哞叫，屠夫嘻嘻笑。
敲碎它的头再切割好，大家吃汉堡。
鸡翅膀，鸡翅膀，
不能飞，但很香。
烈烈寒冬，狐狸很冷。
那件大衣，要了它的命。
8、《阿根廷的脾》
看名字有点像永邦的《威尼斯的泪》，但听下去，才发现人心比琉璃更加易碎。
And there’s a country called Argentina
It’s a place I’ve never seen
But for fifty pesos
You can buy a human spleen
Human spleen!
And there's a country called America
It's a country I grew up
But for fifty dollars
You can buy a human spirit
Human siprit!
有个叫阿根廷的国度，
迄今为止我从未踏足。
但听说只花50比索，
就有人的身体任你摆布。
还有一个先进的美国，
我从出生就一直在这。
谁肯出50美元的价格，
就有人把灵魂一块卖了。
9、《洗澡歌》
单纯的童谣更让我们迷醉，那个清澈的世界没有规则。
I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song.
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet,
and Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget.
I'm in the smoking and I'm typing the words.
kiss me if you feel it's good.
my face is ugly but my heart is kind,
And Brazil is Bra for short.
我一边洗澡，一边写歌。
觉得烦的话你可以打断我。
我头发湿了，浑身是沫，
火柴倒过来叫柴火。
我一边抽烟，一边写作。
亲一亲我你若觉得不错。
我的样子很丑，但心是美的，
“我不是杨过”，简称杨过。
10、《圣诞歌》
不管这歌有多烂，被写进歌里总是幸福的事儿。跟菲比做朋友就是这么幸福！
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap.
Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap.
Said all you need is to write them a song.
They haven't heard it, so don't try and sing along.
No, don't sing along.
Monica, Moncia, have a happy Chanukah.
Saw Santa Clause, he said hello to Ross.
And plese tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy!
And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!
我来到天堂，坐在天使身旁，
问他怎样才能带给朋友吉祥。
他说我要为他们歌唱，
不必动听只要他们欣赏。
莫尼卡，莫尼卡，最漂亮的癞蛤蟆，
可爱而幼稚，变态的罗斯。
请转告乔伊，他压根不懂演戏，
瑞秋和钱德勒，你们爸妈还吵架么？ |
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